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At a glance you may be confused the above tree with a massive trunk with a "baobab" tree (which is renowned to possess the largest tree trunks of the world) but this is yet an unknown specie which is seen in the close proximity of a hermitage deep in the dense forest in 'Andra Pradish' in India.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Saturday, May 16, 2009
SoMe oF tHe InsPiRatiOnAl ThOuGhTs By gReAt mIndS
CHARLES DARWIN
Never break four things in your life--TRUST, PROMISE, RELATION & HEART because when they break they don't make noise but pains a lot.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Believing everybody is dangerous;believing nobody is very dangerous.
LEO TOLSTOY
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself...
ALBERT EINSTEIN
If someone feels that they had never made a mistake in their life, then it means they had never tried a new things in their life.
ADOLF HITLER
If you win you need not explain...but if you lose you should not be there to explain.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Tree sentences for getting success:
a)know more than other
b)work more than other
c)expect less than other
ALEN STRIKE
Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself....
THOMAS EDISON
I will not say I failed 1000 times, I will say that I discovered there are 1000 ways that can cause failure.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
ONE LINERS- Hidden meanings in Company Talk (humor)
Today's Traditional Management FUNDAS....
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work will be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "It's not getting done at least not tomorrow"
5."After discussion we will decide. I am very open to views" means "I have already decided. I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Let's call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, we'll talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there's need to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time"
10."We had slight differences on opinion" means "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference."
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14."Well, FAMILY is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected." means "Well you know...."
15."We are a team" means "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17."All the best" means "You are in trouble"
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work will be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "It's not getting done at least not tomorrow"
5."After discussion we will decide. I am very open to views" means "I have already decided. I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Let's call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, we'll talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there's need to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time"
10."We had slight differences on opinion" means "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference."
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14."Well, FAMILY is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected." means "Well you know...."
15."We are a team" means "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17."All the best" means "You are in trouble"
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